Jul 23 2010 By Marcus Akin
Ding Dong the witch is gone! And when I say witch, I really mean insufferable mingebag! Yes, Caoimhe walked from Big Brother. Good riddance!
That woman couldn't be entertaining if you set fire to her head and launched her from a cannon into an illegal fireworks factory. She blamed missing her boyfriend on the outside world for leaving, but we all know the truth. She's a coward.
She knew she was going this week but didn't want to face the public's wrath. It gets right on my wick when Housemates do that. Half of us only sit through Big Brother just so we can see them get slaughtered on eviction night. Now she's conned us out of it? Lame. Exactly what you'd expect from this Housemate.
Looks like Keeley might be a goner as well. After fracturing her ankle in the save and replace spider-in-a-bath-tub task, she needs an operation. I can't realistically see the producers allowing her back in after days ithe outside world. I'll be surprised if we see her again. Shame really. She had quite acceptable breasts.
Not a big fan of Corin's character slip in that same task. She didn't care about Keeley's injury and carried right on trying to save her own worthless hide. I liked her a few weeks ago, but I guess she couldn't keep up the pretense forever. Lately we're seeing an irritating, snidey, desperate woman. And Christ does she look awful without all the slap over her face!
Dave's hypocrisy and big headedness is annoying me this week. What a goon. Having a good old moan about Caoimhe showing her norks and flapping his gums about how uncomfortable it makes him, then goes ahead and takes his pathetic little trouser-snake out in front of Andrew and gets him to spray tan him!
No human being should ever have to look at Dave's arse. What a disgusting sight. It scarred my mind forever. He also doesn't say squat when Mario waves his weiner around or shows off his one large (so I've heard) testicle.
He's also walking around lately with his chest puffed out like he's some sort of a big man. Newsflash, you crabby, flabby monk. You're a peen-arse! He's got this idea in he's head that he's popular now. What a deluded cretin!
Steve's doing ok this week as usual. He'll miss Keeley if she goes. Mario is being his usual bitchy, creepy self. Ben is also treading water this week. Rachel is doing nothing for me since she entered the house. I'm not a big fan of the noisy but empty Housemates. She does nothing apart from talk balls!
Andrew hasn't done a lot these last few days. I can see possible friction between him and JJ in the future though. It's obvious he likes Josie, and due to his lack of experience with girls, coupled with the pressure of trying to look good in front of the others (and the viewers), I think he'll put his oar in on JJ/ Josie's arguments. He might get in over his head there. ' member I told you!
So a lot of folk have been saying JJ and Josie is never gonna happen. Yeah it is! He says he sees her as a sister... yeah ok mate! He doesn't touch her like a sister... or if he has a sister and he touches her like that, I'd be wary of webbed feet in his future.
Also... New Housmates tonight (Friday)!! I will kick and scream if they do not put Mr. T in this time! We need more girls as well!
What's going on in Marcus world this week? Not a lot really. I was supposed to go to another Heat Big Brother party in Liverpool today (Friday) but I really couldn't be bothered. They all get the same after a while, and there's only so much of getting asked "so, what's it like being in Big Brother?" by drunken bastards that a guy can take in one week. The only downside is I'll miss out on getting my nails done for free before the party haha.
Had an offer of a bit part in a movie yesterday... no more details yet but I'll keep you posted! Could be fun!
See you next time!